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In the 7th grade after a shocking albeit ultimately rewarding incident, Teriyakisan (who eventually became Dick Dastardly) vowed never to be bullied, picked on or left out again. To this day subsequent attempts, incorrectly perceived or no, it stirs in him a fiery deathrage that can only be described as... Extremely kawaii! Mahalo nui loa!

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everytime im alone at night i pop a boner that i fight off so the loner can write
tasty wordplay over the birdbrained not for the elitists treatin nerds unworthy. mercy me i didnt know that it was jerkday!
certifiably insane if you ask me, ask my psychiatrist, he wont be divulging it but you can look in his eyes and shit.
people talkin like dick aint got a big cock but he walks like a titan spittling spite for the jocks
28 years seen more than a little queer spittin fear from a keyboard
i'm at the seaboard diving deepsea
eatin humuhumu nukunuku apuaa fuckers bleeding.
riding on a seahorse

see one of me, obi wanna bes need free force.
back to land job land land-jabs
need a report
hows my dope dope stack? should i re up? do ya need some?? k ill be back. here ya go ya fuckin bums.
sellin h like like a devil sayin ello
revel in the color of your fear its so yellow

you're green with envy i'm holdin a lantern
shattering saturn forgetting old standards
upsetting when i flex my animal antlers
dastard spreading like im stage 3 cancer
check the race stats my strats way faster.

shoot put on some slut boots ya go go dancer

wanna laugh but i sigh when i listen to = lessons from asses in glasses wit fat thighs. i'm also a phat guy. yeah im real fly. thats why they call alabaster, ick to d wicked sick what a bastard. flushing down pricks like a gathering of assturds
seabird toke on that reefer smoke
then migrate to somewhere off the east coast
free dope for everyone who follows
inviting all the ones who feel a little hollow
mahalo.

lets do some cult shit and build us a following free of the hollering negative bothering, all the unhappy dumb crappy bitch ass cunt mouths
a positive crew that'll doom them shut down

pay no attention, they hope that they see your backhanded mentions. these men have daughters? ridiculous fathers, kids hit stripper poles before they are toddlers. oh yeah i went there, bitch with the bear fur, ill trap you like memphis cars bumpin and blastin hard

production values sound irrelevant when you don't got the balance of naturally talented kids. shut your mouth i can see why you were bullied, , it's god damned easy, no white guy voice boy i aint here to please thee. get smacked with a dick backhand in the sink wash ya down into garbage disposal, ya trash, ya remixes can kiss my ass, they remind me of avril lavignes vaginal gap look at wow so pretty, vajazzle that fast

how about a bar that doesn't sound so shitty, how about a day where you hold in your quippy shit and get the fuck off my nuts
you're a blowhard know it all cunt

fat and pasty don't equate to smarts, i'm blastin a racy bit of jizm on your arts. you can't bully when you're biceps are flabby, carpel tunnel syndrome in wrist jerkin sadly.

cry a little while i laugh at your failures, pale jerks dribblin a vague jab k nerd
why don't you mention ya pay dirt.

jump around in a ballroom suddenly a baller
shot caller callin all the shots as your head grows balder, colorless talker, a tosser sometimes i feel like i got a couple stalkers.
bet it feels good to be alpha for once
or is it beta gamma lambda fraternity
always be a prick revel in it for all of eternity
good plan man when we're face to face you can shake my hand as you look away. dont play.
the internet connect to the real life
stand in the sunlight remaining upright
some guys think that nothing on the web matters
i got a kick to the rib for their bladders

so delusional i share things you write, my freidns stay awake laughin at em all night
no self awareness, nothing but boredom, fuck everyone if they werent here before us. its a little late in life to be trying to get back your highschool pride. some lie sayin what a cool guy while they blind themselves to truth in front of their eyes. i get. nepotism. hope you get a motherfucking embolism. brain so tiny. hey look over there. Something shiny.

*DD*

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from Jabberjaw Lunchbox, released April 29, 2014
8 bit boys

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